Enjoy the new intro! We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs crotch sniffing,
Chris Elliott, Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley,
and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to
interpret mixed signals and emojis. She has to decide if she's a cougar, how to
shave, whether she's just tickling his sac, and she NEEDS ADVICE ABOUT WHAT HER
NEXT MOVE WILL BE! Tweet @mouseandweens or write [email protected] to tell her! This episode's a
long one but it was too funny to cut, so settle in folks.