We're Dying! (not really)

49 - Halloween

Brad and John — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 22:45:08 +0000

John introduces Brad to John Carpenter's slasher classic

48 - Snowpiercer

Brad and John — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 02:05:05 +0000

John and Brad try to work out the logistics of Bong Joon-ho's post-apocalyptic trainspotting

47 - Black Panther

Brad and John — Sat, 26 Sep 2020 23:52:44 +0000

Brad and John watch Ryan Coogler's infuriatingly brilliant THIRD movie

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Brad and John — Sun, 23 Aug 2020 16:30:05 +0000

Brad shows John Spike Lee's gritty heist flick

45 - The Usual Suspects

Brad and John — Tue, 23 Jun 2020 22:09:42 +0000

John and Brad examine Bryan Singer's twisty neo-noir

44 - Annihilation

Brad and John — Sun, 24 May 2020 00:46:22 +0000

John and Brad try to interpret Alex Garland's mind-bending sci-fi horror

43 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Brad and John — Sun, 12 Apr 2020 19:20:56 +0000

Brad and John revisit Edgar Wright's transmedia smorgasbord

42 - Logan Lucky

Brad and John — Sat, 28 Mar 2020 02:47:14 +0000

John shows Brad Steven Soderburgh's hillbilly heist

41 - Punisher: War Zone

Brad and John — Sun, 08 Mar 2020 11:57:03 +0000

Brad shows John Lexi Alexander's flawed, gory masterpiece

40 - Booksmart

Brad and John — Thu, 06 Feb 2020 02:24:51 +0000

John and Brad check out Olivia Wilde's intensely funny high school comedy

39 - MST3K: The Giant Spider Invasion

Brad and John — Sat, 01 Feb 2020 00:25:05 +0000

Brad and John go back to the MSTie well for a movie with Alan Hale, a screaming woman in a pantsuit, and the Volkswagenspinne

38 - The Ritual

Brad and John — Mon, 02 Dec 2019 14:28:10 +0000

John and Brad examine David Bruckner's atmospheric horror

37 - Evil Dead 2

Brad and John — Mon, 18 Nov 2019 16:38:51 +0000

Brad and John examine Sam Raimi's gleeful gorefest

36 - Death Note

Brad and John — Thu, 07 Nov 2019 02:29:21 +0000

Brad and John examine the Netflix interpretation of the anime classic

35 - Labyrinth

Brad and John — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 02:24:55 +0000

John and Brad puzzle out Jim Henson's fantasy classic

34 - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Brad and John — Sun, 08 Sep 2019 11:20:07 +0000

Brad introduces John to the madcap conman antics of Steve Martin and Michael Caine

33 - Ravenous

Brad and John — Mon, 19 Aug 2019 12:15:11 +0000

32 - Spider-Man: Far from Home

Brad and John — Sun, 11 Aug 2019 18:03:15 +0000

Brad and John enjoy the aperitif to the epic Infinity Saga

31 - Saving Private Ryan

Brad and John — Sat, 03 Aug 2019 11:01:59 +0000

Brad and John examine Steven Spielberg's WWII drama

29 - Too Late (revised)

Brad and John — Sun, 26 May 2019 11:07:01 +0000

Brad and John examine Dennis Hauck's auteur-rageous neo-noir

30 - Gremlins

Brad and John — Fri, 24 May 2019 02:31:18 +0000

John introduces Brad to Joe Dante's childhood-scarring Christmas film

28 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Brad and John — Fri, 12 Apr 2019 01:14:59 +0000

BONUS! Press Start and Roll Film: Video Games on the Silver Screen

Brad and John — Sun, 07 Apr 2019 20:52:24 +0000

Fresh from PAX East, it's Brad and John's first live panel!

Behold how far from the source material you can get in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within! Be amazed at the rise and fall of Uwe Boll! Tremble at the sheer number of Pokemon animated features!

Join "We’re Dying! (not really)", the world’s only movie nostalgia podcast that reminds you that thou art mortal, as we dive deep into the depictions of your favorite hobby/lifestyle in movie form, from the confusion of Super Mario Bros. to the existential horror of the upcoming Sonic The Hedgehog.

27 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Brad and John — Sat, 09 Mar 2019 15:35:08 +0000

Brad and John revisit Monty Python's classic Arthurian spoof

26 - The Dirty Dozen

Brad and John — Sun, 03 Mar 2019 19:45:10 +0000

John introduces Brad to Robert Aldrich's WWII action classic

25 - Stalag 17

Brad and John — Fri, 22 Feb 2019 01:15:19 +0000

Brad introduces John to Billy Wilder's POW thriller

24 - It Happened One Night

Brad and John — Sat, 02 Feb 2019 14:12:18 +0000

John and Brad watch Frank Capra's screwball classic

23 - Avengers: Infinity War

Brad and John — Wed, 16 Jan 2019 03:04:33 +0000

Brad and John watch the culmination of 12 years of the MCU

22 - Mad Max: Fury Road

Brad and John — Wed, 02 Jan 2019 03:05:05 +0000

Brad introduces John to George Miller's post-apocalyptic action masterpiece

21 - Titus

Brad and John — Thu, 27 Dec 2018 13:44:14 +0000

Brad and John watch Julie Taymor's Shakespearean bloodbath

20 - The Nightmare Before Christmas

Brad and John — Thu, 20 Dec 2018 09:17:44 +0000

John and Brad examine an unlikely holiday classic

19 - Blazing Saddles

Brad and John — Thu, 06 Dec 2018 03:26:05 +0000

John and Brad revisit Mel Brooks' satirical Western comedy masterpiece

18 - MST3k: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Brad and John — Thu, 29 Nov 2018 04:06:48 +0000

Brad introduces John to a holiday...classic, expertly skewered by our favorite hecklers in space

17 - From Dusk Till Dawn

Brad and John — Wed, 21 Nov 2018 04:58:45 +0000

John introduces Brad to Robert Rodriguez's action-horror-comedy whiplash simulator

16 - Unforgiven

Brad and John — Thu, 15 Nov 2018 04:29:13 +0000

Brad and John discover Clint Eastwood's revisionist Western classic

15 - The Thing

Brad and John — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 02:48:01 +0000

Brad and John shudder their way through John Carpenter's nihilistic gorefest.

14 - The Lost Boys

Brad and John — Fri, 26 Oct 2018 01:38:02 +0000

John introduces Brad to Joel Schumacher's pretty, pretty, savage vampire classic.

13 - It Follows

Brad and John — Fri, 12 Oct 2018 11:49:06 +0000

Brad and John discover David Robert Mitchell's post-modern slasher throwback

12 - Spider-Man: Homecoming

Brad and John — Mon, 01 Oct 2018 22:17:01 +0000

Brad introduces John to the friendliest neighborhood entry of the MCU

11 - Predator

Brad and John — Tue, 28 Aug 2018 01:40:23 +0000

Brad and John fondly reminisce about Arnold Schwarzenegger's sci-fi horror classic

10 - Singin' In The Rain

Brad and John — Fri, 10 Aug 2018 12:30:33 +0000

Brad introduces John to Gene Kelly's all-talking, all-dancing, all singin' masterpiece

9 - Lethal Weapon

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 20:18:41 +0000

John introduces Brad to Richard Donner's buddy cop originator

8 - Heathers

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 20:15:08 +0000

Brad and John discover Michael Lehmann's teenage-killing black comedy

7 - Back to the Future

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 20:12:07 +0000

Brad and John rewatch Robert Zemeckis' weirdly Oedipal time travel classic

6 - Way of the Gun

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 20:06:50 +0000

John introduces Brad to Christopher McQuarrie's sun-baked neo-noir

5 - The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 20:01:23 +0000

Brad introduces John to the life and death, good vs evil drama of arcade game records

4 - Winter's Bone

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 19:54:13 +0000

Brad and John discover Debra Branik's meth-addled country noir

3 - The Abyss

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 19:49:25 +0000

Brad and John rewatch James Cameron's oceanic wankery

2 - The Untouchables

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 19:44:58 +0000

Brad introduces John to Brian DePalma's gangster classic

1 - Near Dark

Brad and John — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 19:41:38 +0000

John introduces Brad to Kathryn Bigelow's vampire neo-Western mashup.