Feminist Robot

52. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous (Billie Eilish)

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 31 May 2021 23:42:52 +0000

This week we revisit a classic Good Charlotte song with the lens of a contemporary artist, Billie Eilish. More of a workshopping ep than anything else! hope you enjoy!

51. Kid Interests

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 18 May 2021 23:51:43 +0000

I am an adult woman who collects disney pins. This will have to be fine with you.

50. Thanks but get me jon favreau's phone number

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 20 Apr 2021 01:17:16 +0000

thanks for sticking with me all this time. Also I have a problem with some marvel movies.

49. Vaccine Resistance

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 06 Apr 2021 01:15:11 +0000

Don't get the vaccine and go on a bender. Wait until 70 percent of the population gets vaccied or Donald G McNeal Jr. comes on The Daily and tells you it's bender time.

48. Pulled Pork and Soda

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 16 Mar 2021 03:55:13 +0000

There are only two things left to make me happy. They are pulled pork and soda.

47. Superstore (The Good Thing)

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 09 Mar 2021 01:45:48 +0000

A parody of the Talking Heads song talking about what I like about superstore. It's either horrible or great. I can't tell.

46. An Ode to Jason Sudeikis

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 02 Mar 2021 00:31:07 +0000

Here's to an unproblematic king. Prove your ex wrong by also dating a 20 yr old and give me a call.

45. Taxes, the Bane of My Existence

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 09 Feb 2021 04:04:20 +0000

Have I done this voice before? Yes. Is this comedy? No <3. Enjoy!

44. Money Money Money (Standing Up)

Rachel Baldwin — Wed, 03 Feb 2021 05:15:40 +0000

They don't call it stand up for nothing! I needed to do something to spice it up. I'm locked inside and I'm floundering.

43. Baby for Attention (Life After Love)

Rachel Baldwin — Thu, 21 Jan 2021 02:15:04 +0000

This one is wild cookoo crazy off the walls. Just kidding. Just talking about how much I want attention and how I forgot what Cher's voice sounds like. No coup today! Maybe next time..

42. Great Wolf Lodge Moose Incident

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 05 Jan 2021 20:42:23 +0000

The great wolf lodge had a moose that almost ended my life. This should explain something about me.

41. Woman Teaches Elephant to Draw (humiliating)

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 28 Dec 2020 18:29:49 +0000

Random word generator : elephant!

40. Muse Revolution Football Feminism

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:20:07 +0000

Stop me if you've heard this one before. But for real, sorry if I've told this story, I'll start an encyclopedia of things I've talked about. In this one I tell the story of how the Muse song Uprising affected my high school career and I've been an insufferable feminist all along. Also, I never even really liked football that much.

39. Chewy Crazy, Can You Hear Me Now?

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 01 Dec 2020 02:16:27 +0000

I must be a 2012 country song by Easton Corbin 'cause I'm all over the road.

A little chewy remix for your wookie christmas special needs, and then we walk right over to all those white guys I can't tell apart who were in commercials. This may or may not be funny.

38. Moving is hard!

Rachel Baldwin — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 18:49:57 +0000

You said you liked songs, so here you go! The most self indulgent song I could think of. Just my normal complaining, but to a tune!

37. Has this ever happened to you? The Seinfeld God Rap

Rachel Baldwin — Wed, 18 Nov 2020 03:06:33 +0000

Has this ever happened to you??? Do you go on camping trips and find a strange note from a person you never met while you're camping and you didn't think you ever even saw anyone besides your two friends the whole time????

36. Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 05:39:11 +0000

Just barely made it out of fascism? Between yesterdays special ep and the existential dread of living in America, I'm really phoning it in. Listen to this ep where I mostly just sing a cover of a Lonely Island song. I'm full smooth brain baby, forgive me.

35. No Fascism Just Yet

Rachel Baldwin — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 15:54:22 +0000

Bonus ep today! This is a song I needed to sing before bed to organize all my thoughts. It's a lecture disguised as a song and you can barely call it "funny." You're gonna love it!

34. A Young Girl Experiences the Fall of Democracy (Narrated by David Atenborough)

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 03 Nov 2020 14:56:46 +0000

A (not so) young girl experiences the fall of democracy, and you can observe along as David Atenborough describes the shambles she lives in.

33. Smoker loves Universal City (not walk)

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 26 Oct 2020 22:57:10 +0000

This episode is brought to you by girlfriend leggings. They didn't pay for this ad but they are apparently the last ethical store in the world.

https://directory.goodonyou.eco/

This week I do a random word and generated "cigarette." Sorry in advance for the voice and the content. Very dumb, but this lady loves movies.

32. My Favorite Cup

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 19 Oct 2020 22:12:31 +0000

This week we talk about my Stanley cup. He's tall, skinny, and he's got a special little mouth hole that you don't see often.

31. Indigenous Peoples Day (And racism that's a little different)

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 22:42:02 +0000

Celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day the only way I know how. By making intergeneration trauma into a little joke. I even sing some Les Mis. It's all there in this one.

30. Be Our Guest (At Younglife Camp)

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 23:31:08 +0000

No one can humiliate you more than yourself. In an effort to be cool I became a Christian, but I couldn't hide my true identity, a Thespian.

29. No More Meanies (Human Rights)

Rachel Baldwin — Wed, 23 Sep 2020 00:06:51 +0000

Nothing feels too funny so I'm talking in circles here. Honoring the memory of RBG by doing comedy about abortions. And that's all we can do. Maybe if we pack the court with some non-meanies that will fix america. Who knows.

28. Looking for a Daddy, but not you

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 14 Sep 2020 22:24:04 +0000

I'm desperate for a daddy, but not that desperate. Some men you couldn't pay me to speak to.

27. Can't Stand Anxiety

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 08 Sep 2020 22:56:23 +0000

Sang a little song about my new leg pain and tell some (unsurprisingly) intimate stories about my childhood anxiety. If you listen to this, you know. I'll tell anyone anything, so far that's been a perfect model that has worked perfectly for me!

26. Childish Gambino and Donald Glover

Rachel Baldwin — Fri, 04 Sep 2020 00:35:42 +0000

How can one man be two things? One time I say justin timberlake and i meant justin beiber lol. Please let it be.

25. Ear Wax, QAnon and Seinfeld

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 23:12:34 +0000

I'm all over the place on this one. Try to do some character work but it totally falls apart in lieu of a Seinfeld impersonation. I discuss how wild science is compared to what QAnon tells you. It really is stranger than fiction.

24. All Roads Lead to Smashmouth

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 18 Aug 2020 22:48:25 +0000

I'm in what some people may call a "slump!" Let me tell you, I haven't had a funny thought in weeks! Here's a little warmup game that might be awful to listen to! It's fast and you have to play close attention only to find out.... the punchline is smashmouth. As Miley Cyrus once said, it's all about the climb. So be patient while I "get there." Thanks for listening!

23. Alien VS Predator

Rachel Baldwin — Wed, 12 Aug 2020 00:47:35 +0000

I've never seen Alien, Predator, or Alien VS Predator, but I will speculate what happens. This might only be funny if you have any idea what I'm trying to figure out. Let me know if you hated this one! Thanks

22. Star Wars Original Trilogy

Rachel Baldwin — Fri, 07 Aug 2020 18:21:46 +0000

Why are the star wars originals named the way they are? Why is Luke's dad such a little bitch? I'm not sure, but I love to speculate.

21. DND and DT

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 28 Jul 2020 23:25:20 +0000

This episode will get you put on a list. Sorry. We Stan Osama and love DND. Welcome to my world.

20. Rock Bottom

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 20 Jul 2020 23:44:36 +0000

This guy fucking loves rocks. Not so different from me, eh? All my characters are just me in different hats. That's ok.

19. Boot Too Big

Rachel Baldwin — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 23:01:08 +0000

ACAB, my boot is getting too big and JRR Tolkien is really on one.

18. Black Lives Matter

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 16 Jun 2020 23:34:25 +0000

Not a funny one- just using my platform to say Black Lives Matter and promote a few black improvisers I like.

Ego Nwodim

Ayo Edebiri

Nicole Byer

Carl Tart

Zeke Nicholson

Shaun Diston

17. Curse of the Squirrel

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 01:51:12 +0000

I'm cursed by squirrels. It's weird. It's all bad.

16. Irish Woman Has Affair

Rachel Baldwin — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 00:53:24 +0000

Doing something a little different this week. Some people would call it characters! Some people would call it bad. Let me know what you think.

15. Pirates and Quarantine

Rachel Baldwin — Sun, 29 Mar 2020 17:08:03 +0000

I started singing a Les Mis song and let me tell you.... that was the wrong tone. We're trying to be happy here people. Sorry for the quality, apparently I need to double check my mic settings. Live and learn. Well, if we come out of this alive. Enjoy!

14. Coronavirus and the Least Funny Week in History

Rachel Baldwin — Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:49:52 +0000

I'm quarantined and dying being alone. I spent $140 at the grocery store on lord knows what, and I already ate the best food. If you're reading this, please call me.

Photocopies - Is that the joke?

Rachel Baldwin — Fri, 06 Mar 2020 05:28:13 +0000

I intentionally left in the sniffles. I thought they were funny, but upon further listening I'm not so sure. Sound off in the comments with your opinion on sniffs. Also, really missed an opportunity for the punchline of "crust day". Sorry, you can't win 'em all.

12. I'm Back on Bumble - and it's worse than ever!

Rachel Baldwin — Fri, 28 Feb 2020 04:53:16 +0000

I'm not sure if this is good or cool or funny, but it's here. Can I get a warm welcome and a round of applause for me.

Only Child

Rachel Baldwin — Wed, 31 Jan 2018 03:15:01 +0000

Rachel is an only child, which quite frankly explains a lot.

The Spice of a Colonial Home

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:38:20 +0000

I grew up in a colonial home which stifled my childhood. If you don't know what a colonial home is, give it a listen.

I Just Want Attention

Rachel Baldwin — Thu, 04 Jan 2018 02:31:38 +0000

A story about how all a simple girl wants is to sing at the piano bar and get everyone's undivided attention.

Sexual Harassment

Rachel Baldwin — Wed, 25 Oct 2017 22:51:47 +0000

Men are harassing women like it's their job. We hate them.

Female Friends

Rachel Baldwin — Thu, 19 Oct 2017 21:21:24 +0000

Female friends can be incredibly illusive. Where do they come from? Where to they go? I don't have any answers, but I do have a story about trying to make one.

Guns are Gross

Rachel Baldwin — Wed, 04 Oct 2017 04:38:15 +0000

Guns are bad. Â Please stop having them.

Polka Predator

Rachel Baldwin — Fri, 01 Sep 2017 21:27:45 +0000

A 4 minute story about some weird guy who harassed me at Essen Haus.

Hillary's Presidential Orgasm

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 22 Aug 2016 21:18:46 +0000

Resident Feminist Rachel Baldwin discusses the importance of having a woman in the white house and has the revelation that her first vote for president will be for a woman. Follow her on her tangents about diva cups, periods, and feminist mosh pits.

Hot Girls

Rachel Baldwin — Mon, 22 Aug 2016 21:13:31 +0000

Resident feminist Rachel Baldwin discusses the trials and tribulations of being a nerdy hot girl trying to make it in this world.