Monster Crush


Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck, because our crypto-woo-ologist, Heaven-Leigh, has a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait, - er, bachelorette - Elly, survives is up to her. Who says love isn't without a few risks? RSS Feed URL

Monster Crush navigateright Episode

Date 14 - This Love will Never go Extinct

What they all have in common: scales. What makes them unique: how many buttholes they have. These four bachelors have been waiting for that special person to come into their lives for a long, long time. CW: brief gore, and mention of hate crimes. Featuring: THE ALIENS ARE HERE; literal butt munching; Marky Mark is Racist; Cracking a Cold Case w/the Boys; On the Fifth Day Bears Were Made, Upright and Uptight; Censored X-Rated Content. Check out our Twitter for a link to our sources! 

Theme song by Seth David-Andrew Hubbard [Palmersmedic / Sender!]