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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Ben & Lee Chat On The Mat]]></title><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Demented Witterings From Beyond The Cleft ]]></itunes:subtitle><link>https://www.podcasts.com/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0</link><description><![CDATA[Gather round sir, and you too madam, if it pleases, to witness Ben and Lee's musings on the hot topics of the day. Art, science, the universe and humanity's place within in it: all of these and more are completely ignored so Ben and Lee can talk about their bum holes. At great length. ]]></description><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Gather round sir, and you too madam, if it pleases, to witness Ben and Lee's musings on the hot topics of the day. Art, science, the universe and humanity's place within in it: all of these and more are completely ignored so Ben and Lee can talk about their bum holes. At great length. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:type><![CDATA[Episodic]]></itunes:type><image><title><![CDATA[Ben & Lee Chat On The Mat]]></title><link>https://www.podcasts.com/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0</link><url>https://s3.amazonaws.com/podcasts-image-uploads/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0-large.jpg</url></image><itunes:image href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/podcasts-image-uploads/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0-large.jpg"/><itunes:author><![CDATA[Ben &amp; Lee]]></itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name><![CDATA[Ben &amp; Lee]]></itunes:name><itunes:email>benjblease@hotmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:block>No</itunes:block><itunes:complete>No</itunes:complete><language>en-US</language><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 6: Droning On]]></title><itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 6: Droning On]]></itunes:title><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Demented Witterings From Beyond The Cleft ]]></itunes:subtitle><description><![CDATA[It's more ultra drivel from the dim-witted duo. This week, the ill-advised topics of conversation include Harambe the Gorilla (RIP), drones, the lacklustre mating performances of whales and a bold new potential use for renewable energy. PLUS Ben has another baffling rant about something or other.&nbsp;]]></description><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's more ultra drivel from the dim-witted duo. This week, the ill-advised topics of conversation include Harambe the Gorilla (RIP), drones, the lacklustre mating performances of whales and a bold new potential use for renewable energy. PLUS Ben has another baffling rant about something or other.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary><link>https://www.podcasts.com/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0/episode/Episode-6-Droning-On-0dd9</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2016 10:58:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://awscdn.podcasts.com/Episode-6-Droning-On-0dd9.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="55352283"/><author>Ben &amp; Lee</author><itunes:author>Ben &amp; Lee</itunes:author><itunes:episodeType>Full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:duration>38:19</itunes:duration><guid>Episode-6-Droning-On-0dd9</guid><itunes:image href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/podcasts-image-uploads/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0-large.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 5: Stag Dos & Don'ts ]]></title><itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 5: Stag Dos & Don'ts ]]></itunes:title><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Demented Witterings From Beyond The Cleft ]]></itunes:subtitle><description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 12.8px;">Chancellors of chat, rulers of repartee, grade-A certified dickheads Ben and Lee hold court once again with some more absolute drivel about some shit or other. This week, topics including swearing, stag-dos and parallel universes profoundly wish Ben and Lee would stop talking about them.&nbsp;</span>]]></description><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 12.8px;">Chancellors of chat, rulers of repartee, grade-A certified dickheads Ben and Lee hold court once again with some more absolute drivel about some shit or other. This week, topics including swearing, stag-dos and parallel universes profoundly wish Ben and Lee would stop talking about them.&nbsp;</span>]]></itunes:summary><link>https://www.podcasts.com/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0/episode/Episode-5-Stag-Dos-Donts--2092</link><pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2016 15:11:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://awscdn.podcasts.com/Episode-5-Stag-Dos-Donts--2092.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="70092999"/><author>Ben &amp; Lee</author><itunes:author>Ben &amp; Lee</itunes:author><itunes:episodeType>Full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:duration>48:34</itunes:duration><guid>Episode-5-Stag-Dos-Donts--2092</guid><itunes:image href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/podcasts-image-uploads/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0-large.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 4: The Ballad Of Ginger Bill]]></title><itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 4: The Ballad Of Ginger Bill]]></itunes:title><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Demented Witterings From Beyond The Cleft ]]></itunes:subtitle><description><![CDATA[This week Ben and Lee go about conducting the most incisive examination yet into the disaster at Chernobyl. Also featuring some more hardcore science and an ill-informed rant from Ben about the state of the fashion industry. Contains very strong language.&nbsp;]]></description><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Ben and Lee go about conducting the most incisive examination yet into the disaster at Chernobyl. Also featuring some more hardcore science and an ill-informed rant from Ben about the state of the fashion industry. Contains very strong language.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary><link>https://www.podcasts.com/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0/episode/Episode-4-Growing-Old-Graceful-Lee-d74f</link><pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2016 15:37:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://awscdn.podcasts.com/Episode-4-Growing-Old-Graceful-Lee-d74f.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="64492455"/><author>Ben &amp; Lee</author><itunes:author>Ben &amp; Lee</itunes:author><itunes:episodeType>Full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:duration>44:42</itunes:duration><guid>Episode-4-Growing-Old-Graceful-Lee-d74f</guid><itunes:image href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/podcasts-image-uploads/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0-large.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 3: Virtual Inanity ]]></title><itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 3: Virtual Inanity ]]></itunes:title><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Demented Witterings From Beyond The Cleft ]]></itunes:subtitle><description><![CDATA[It's more of the uncompromising sociological analysis you've come to expect, as Ben and Lee turn their attention to virtual reality, masculinity and Vincent Van Gogh's love of Buckfast. Meanwhile, Lee's intro to the show sounds much better in his head.&nbsp;]]></description><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's more of the uncompromising sociological analysis you've come to expect, as Ben and Lee turn their attention to virtual reality, masculinity and Vincent Van Gogh's love of Buckfast. Meanwhile, Lee's intro to the show sounds much better in his head.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary><link>https://www.podcasts.com/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0/episode/Episode-3-Virtual-Inanity--27d4</link><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2016 09:42:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://awscdn.podcasts.com/Episode-3-Virtual-Inanity--27d4.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="76227943"/><author>Ben &amp; Lee</author><itunes:author>Ben &amp; Lee</itunes:author><itunes:episodeType>Full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:duration>52:53</itunes:duration><guid>Episode-3-Virtual-Inanity--27d4</guid><itunes:image href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/podcasts-image-uploads/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0-large.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 2: Going To War, Beaten With Sticks]]></title><itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 2: Going To War, Beaten With Sticks]]></itunes:title><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Demented Witterings From Beyond The Cleft ]]></itunes:subtitle><description><![CDATA[The chat gets technical, with topics as diverse as the gold standard, neutrinos and the horrors of war all analysed with the proficiency and delicacy of the village primary school class dunce. Also featuring listener call-ins and an interview with an elderly gentleman. &nbsp;]]></description><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The chat gets technical, with topics as diverse as the gold standard, neutrinos and the horrors of war all analysed with the proficiency and delicacy of the village primary school class dunce. Also featuring listener call-ins and an interview with an elderly gentleman. &nbsp;]]></itunes:summary><link>https://www.podcasts.com/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0/episode/Episode-2-Going-To-War-Beaten-With-Sticks-7e16</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2016 09:58:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://awscdn.podcasts.com/Episode-2-Going-To-War-Beaten-With-Sticks-7e16.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="68994513"/><author>Ben &amp; Lee</author><itunes:author>Ben &amp; Lee</itunes:author><itunes:episodeType>Full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:duration>47:53</itunes:duration><guid>Episode-2-Going-To-War-Beaten-With-Sticks-7e16</guid><itunes:image href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/podcasts-image-uploads/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0-large.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 1: When Things Go Up Other Things ]]></title><itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 1: When Things Go Up Other Things ]]></itunes:title><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Demented Witterings From Beyond The Cleft ]]></itunes:subtitle><description><![CDATA[Things get off to a flaccid start, with Ben and Lee discussing the finer points of metal detecting, old men wearing Speedos and beards, amongst other academically weighty subject matter.&nbsp;]]></description><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Things get off to a flaccid start, with Ben and Lee discussing the finer points of metal detecting, old men wearing Speedos and beards, amongst other academically weighty subject matter.&nbsp;]]></itunes:summary><link>https://www.podcasts.com/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0/episode/Episode-1-When-Things-Go-Up-Other-Things--d9fc</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2016 16:20:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="http://awscdn.podcasts.com/Episode-1-When-Things-Go-Up-Other-Things--d9fc.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="77032982"/><author>Ben &amp; Lee</author><itunes:author>Ben &amp; Lee</itunes:author><itunes:episodeType>Full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:duration>53:28</itunes:duration><guid>Episode-1-When-Things-Go-Up-Other-Things--d9fc</guid><itunes:image href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/podcasts-image-uploads/ben-lee-chat-on-the-mat-e1c5d8ee0-large.jpg"/></item><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2016 10:58:55 +0000</pubDate></channel></rss>
