3 Lads, 2 Teams, and a Cup

Season 2 - Episode 2 - A Potato Podcast

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Sat, 14 Mar 2020 19:08:19 +0000

We have pivoted from Soccer to Potatoes. You are welcome.

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Sedro Pantos

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Fri, 06 Mar 2020 02:57:43 +0000

We back! The 3 lads talk about 2 teams and at least 1 of them has a chance for a cup. We talk about all the important things:

Stats (kinda)

FC Cincinnati and Columbus Crew

Chants that we made up

Why RasenBallsport sucks.

So anyway check us out.

Episode 12 - Podcast Italiano

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Fri, 17 May 2019 20:12:34 +0000

The first episode released in 2 languages! Kinda! Mike interview's Steven, who lives in the future, and Evan, who has seen the future. They talk about the results before they've happened.

Shorter episode this week while Steven is away!

Episode 11 - Flamingo Facts

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Fri, 26 Apr 2019 14:48:06 +0000

Chris helps Cincinnati find a Target Man, the lads bring you over great traditions and kill them, and unfortunately talk Crew and Cincy results. We also talk about expansion, because who the hell doesn't want to talk about MLS' crazy expansion process?? Also Hell is Horny Man-Bods.

Episode 10 - The Soccer Must Flow

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Fri, 19 Apr 2019 17:27:30 +0000

Jose Mourinho petitions for a new job, the lads bring you some Serious News, and talk Crew and Cincy results. The CCL might be over, but it is OPEN CUP TIME! We pick some lower division teams and wrap things up with Hell is Horny, with a surprise entrant.

Episode 9 - #SoccerWarz

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Fri, 12 Apr 2019 18:05:38 +0000

The Lads are back and boy do they have things to say. Harry Kane tries to steal the podcast, we talk Trading Card Games, Chicago getting a rebrand, and Beckham vs Milan. Hell stays extra horny in this episode, because both Steven and Evan actually picked soccer players. Lads!

Episode 8 - Attention to Detail

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Thu, 04 Apr 2019 14:34:13 +0000

The Lads are back and less attentive to Steven than ever. Precourt the Hutt makes an appearance before the Lads do all the normal shit. For all you haters out there, they also actually manage to seriously discuss a soccer thing. Then Evan tries to show us all some Spanish porn and things regress to the mean. Enjoy!

Episode 7 - Change Places!

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Fri, 29 Mar 2019 16:31:34 +0000

Episode 7 see the Lads take on the wild events that caused the Crew to slip beneath FC Cincinnati for the first time in history, plus the usual nonsense and a few rants about people being shitty to each other. It finishes it up with some real horniness. Special shout-out to Rich at the Massive Scouse Buckeye podcast for hooking us up with Wayne Rooney. That dude knows people.

Episode 6 - Dirty Giraffe Tickler

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Wed, 20 Mar 2019 14:26:56 +0000

On this thrilling episode, our lads discuss team victories,l and give praise to the lone CCL survivor, and Evan gives Mike a birthday surprise. Oh yeah, and they finally draw a sweepstakes winner.

Episode 5 - Fun While It Lasted

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Thu, 14 Mar 2019 15:13:16 +0000

The Lads discuss NER vs. Crew and ATL vs. Cincy, mourn the CCL segment, and Brek Shea has some unkind things to say about the show.

Episode 4 - That's My Fetish

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Thu, 07 Mar 2019 15:59:53 +0000

The Lads continue their string of firsts with a first ever post-match episode (despite sickness and hangover) with a special message from a USMNT LegenD. The boys discuss the Crew's draw and Cincinnati's rough start before getting into the CCL, which hasn't gotten any easier to understand. Some crazy shit has gone down in MLS and all over the world, and Hell stays Horny af.

Episode 3 - Seeing Red

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Wed, 27 Feb 2019 16:39:49 +0000

It's finally here: The first ever post-#HELLISREAL Derby episode of the 3-2-1 Pod! The Lads reveal their MLS zodiac signs and horoscopes before diving into Cincy vs. Crew harder than Roland Lamah on Pedro Santos. The Lads wade into the mess that is the CONCACAF Champions League before finishing up with MLS and world soccer action, and, of course, this week's addition of the Hell Is Horny competition. There's a special guest appearance during the break in the middle! Thanks for listening.

Episode 2 - Let's Do That Hockey

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Wed, 20 Feb 2019 15:28:13 +0000

The lads are back with more MLS preseason/civilization updates. Steven, Mike, and Evan discuss all the important topics for the Columbus Crew and FC Cincinnati, with tangents into general US and world soccer shenanigans. On this episode, the Lads discuss: The ghosts of MLS Rules past, present, and future; FCC and Crew preseason games; trades; Las Vegas Lights; and another sweltering round of Who's Hotter. Grab your favorite beverage and tune in!

Episode 1 - Was That Terrible?

Evan, Mike, and Steven — Wed, 13 Feb 2019 16:33:27 +0000

The 3-2-1 Pod kicks off just in time for the MLS preseason. Steven, Mike, and Evan discuss all the important topics for the Columbus Crew and FC Cincinnati, with tangents into general US and world soccer shenanigans. On this episode, the Lads discuss: Stadium pandemonium; FCC and Crew preseason; "creative" starting XI suggestions; social media blunders; and have their first round of Who's Hotter. Strap in, folks: It's gonna be a great season!